mr gee sweet

sings 

rhapsody for

a new

old queen

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this ones a real classic - or maybe it will be one day - try it, you would like it if we had a like button!

rhapsody for a new old queenmr gee sweet
00:00 / 10:10

ovarle la trino

sings 

go lean

The tune is an amalgam tune, his first tune he wrote after going to the dentist tune, having gotten a virtual amalgam filling.

 

It was his first time there so he wanted to write a tune about dental virginity loss.  But we gave him a car and some guns, chewing gum and floss and said he should go out and be mean. Well he almost did and forgot about the dentist loss and from then on called it a dental floss - floss - see!. Hey la trino - lost your lost floss or is your floss lost? ha ha la trino

When he came back he was going off (that's the same is going on) about the stuff that happened to him this night that he lost his town and car and gun virginity's's's. 

He decided he hates the way tourists and not tourists stop at red lights and the girls have to get out of the car and fix up their dresses and stockings and tune up their guitar's g string on the side of the road all the while they are holding up traffic, which is what he was that night. As traffic, you do not like being held up. By then he could see both red and green, but he had no green so decided on red.

Red is, well that's the same colour as the guns we gave him but that has nothing to do with what happened. How did we know what would happen with the tourists. We do everything as an experiment anyway so it's science, (hypo the size of eyes and them mewes, as flippy says). We think this was the spanish because of the fabric they use with bull fights being red, not us. We only invented the spanish and virtually invited them here for something else - unrelated, well by marriage definitely!.

We will back la trino and vote to keep them out'a town too - we'll vote with you - thanks la trino, hey, also, please don't leave because we'd be really busting up without you, you provide us all with relief! ha ha have you heard that one before ha ha {no reaction]

 

Anyways he was still coming down from whatever they injected him in the dentist with, when "its a wrap" was heard, probably coming from the Subway because we don't say that here in the studio, just fall down usually and we ain't go no rappers here. nun.

He still can't remember where the lyrics came from for this one, but the police brought him home later that night with his new mates johnny and dolly. My gosh did we get a surprise when they came knocking on our door with those knockers. Johnny was all dressed in black and she looked like she was his heroine - nice couple and so were the police. They had just caught them all in a sting operation and with their real eyes they realised that especially (johnny who is dead but had some cash to give the sting police) were not real either, so that bit of the setup is working fine.

 

Been a good day for it all working so far!  No Bull or Red Bull too. 

overale la trino - go lean ovarle la trino
00:00 / 03:40

this is one of flippy's favourites for singing to children before the light gets turned out by the monsters.

its about some pirate friends of his coming to stay, it was a nice weekend indeed and flippy misses them and is trying to talk to them in what he thinks may just be pirate language.

he wishes he'd taken it in pre school now but how was he to know that would be the only education he would gotted. The thing we don't mention happened soon after then. Still he can, still he can. Still he can still make new friends though he is very lucky there that's still true. As true as stilton cheese you may say, but others say , its not sold in a tin any more and that's a surprise to all VAs that have not had their machine learning about the difference between still tin cheese and the stuff that is still in tin, yet. That stuff was deep and virtually steeped in tin facts. Tick tack tocks, whose got my socks?

 

so this is another great tune because of all those reasons and the real ones too. 

moron the flipside

sings 

wop to the new wop

to wop to two

moron the flipside - wop to the new wop moron the flipside
00:00 / 07:05

This is one of flippy's favourites for singing to children before the light gets turned out by the monsters. its about some frogs he knows, one drives a  taxi.  it's also about some frogs that go out clubbing in psychedelic clothes and end up needing taxis early the following morning but cannot find them.

A lot of customers want to kiss the taxi driving frogs when they pick up people early in the morning or late at night from the perspective night club, or from the perspective of night clubs i think, so that should be so late at night? Yep but still is early in the morning as well.

the ones who go out want to kiss the taxis, unlike the people in the last frog interaction example, this is because they are pretty out of it or maybe less pretty than they think and really out of it. I can't think of any other reason right now, but these things are not supposed to obey the laws of hmmmmm​.

I wonder which laws that sentence could finish up with or would be.

You can hear in the lyrics the frogs can speak frog rebit and the wish that the frog and his gf are making, constantly, is "can you take me home", He says it to trees too and some of those things he kissed were not even taxis and the gf wasn't a frog so its a really great song.

moron the flipside

sings 

maybe its this frog​

maybe its this frogmoron the flipside
00:00 / 03:32

moron the flipside

sings

whinnie left her horse at home but brought her 3 biplanes to last nights jam 

that she did

whinnie left her horse at home but brought her 3 biplanes to last nights jam moron the flipside
00:00 / 05:14