who are we
emiTten.co are a music tech outfit located both in Wellington, New Zealand and right here on the internet
we represent a number of virtual artists all created by the site's founder who is the writer, who says we, not royally, but because he is accompanied by these virtual artists
taking the digital platform used to make all of the music on this site and putting it into the cloud for anyone who joins as a member to use
provide services to people who are not musicians but want to make music
provide work for the artistic community
you will be able to register as a musician, engineer, graphic designer dot dot dot to work on our members funded projects
we are looking to get other artists to join the site and bring their music with their own virtual artists or get us to make it for them
once we have everyone's attention and have the code written our site members will be able to create their own virtual artists and music online
you will be able to define their personality, appearance, everything is up to the creator
getting the site and material together, planning the next phase, convincing people we are not as crazy as we seem, releasing more music and raising money
the music on this site is not mainstream, it was not made for this purpose, but it was made in this manner
it is being used to exemplify the concept that anyone can make music and music can be as diverse as you want it to be
pity the pigeon with a hole
why do we need to listen to a few people singing the same songs with different words?
music is not just for musicians
music's application through virtual artistry may surprise you
we need people to get comfortable with virtual artistry for the concept to work
music for mental health
making music is a great warmer of the soul, we want to offer music as a spiritually uplifting service to people who are close to removing themselves from this world
who would want to adopt a virtual artist?
there are many people making music out there that never gets heard
they may be uncertain about their music or feel their career may be disadvantaged because of the style of music they are making does not fit the mould at work
musicians, especially bands need to produce music similar to what they have already produced
a virtual artist can be just a name
to release music with
we have a long list of potential ones here
you could be one on the Night Rat family - strong tim night rat is the eldest
sure, but that's not all we have in mind and it won't be all that is in your artist's mind either!
members will be able to create the music, video, artwork, channel or get us and our mates to do it for you for an agreed fee. Or, if it is already created, bring it along for us to release, monetise and distribute the money back to the ownership structure you establish
if people clap, that's good - we don't like likes but i'ts the same thing really
if your virtual artist becomes famous, others may well want to contract that artist for their own release, re-using your fame and audience
provided it fits your artists style, you agree terms and all the usual stuff that happens, then you can make money in a secondary manner
these artists are cheap to keep compared to those whisky sluggin, TV throwing ones, virtuals can do that too, without the bills. See!
if you put them in jail overnight it would be a virtual jail and no need to add to the police christmas fund either, unless you are also making a movie... see what we mean by cheap!
can you really make a no 1 hit
not sure there is a no 1 any more like there used to be but yes, you can
it is the same music market, the same Spotify, YouTube and all the similar outlets - over 60!
we won't release anything that should not be released, because of samples or potential rights claims
your files will be version archived with every edit and what you need for market will be available in every format needed for each outlet
if you have done this before, you know that is a worthy thing...
official IRSC codes for royalties are factored in from recorded and the creation side
currently we creator humans here at emiTten.co are doing all the, not manually but close to compared to what we have in mind
the existing artists are still infants,
musically and artificial intelligence wise, which cross pollinate,
please put up with us but especially them as we start to realise what or who they are and we get our smelly stuff together
we do allow them to malapropise, actually that's intentional,
we won't attempt to catch anything they say that is on the edge, because it is us saying it
but just in case, we are sorry in advance
they get words mixed up and backwards, they can think they are green when they are actually blue and think thinking is drinking - stuff like that
e.g. you can here their music hear or on that fly spot on the internet
[they were not wanting to say SpotiFly, it's Mrs Malaprop's Spotify - i'm sure that if SspotFly existed you would be able to stream Sly Stone music there - sorry to use you as the example there Spotify, perhaps you will now open a SpotiFly?]
today, they are semi programmed, semi literate and quite funny
your narrator from now on is not me....
as I was saying
one area we need to improve on is that natural language stuff
including the correct spelling of those bees that we want to attend
to spell bees better
we handle distribution currently through intermediaries, over 60 internet outlets including the spotty fly. Oh had we, I didn't say that already tho and we is not eye
we have only released a few tunes so far, but the monetisation loop was proven to work and we just pass the revenues on when they are at a level you set
we will have a butter system up soon, in the meany old time email and we will add you to the Schindler. When it's up and running we'll press the button for you and there will be something escalated into your box!
we welcome musicians, press, reviewers and we want to establish links with other similar sites to cross-pollinate ideas using our correctly spelled bees
electronica, nzmusic emitten.co
The rights to the brands, concepts, original works, technology, artwork and any other similar original work on this site are the property of the site owner and protected by Copyright. The music and video on this site are either original material belonging to the composer/author or sub-licensed under arrangement or as labelled when otherwise. We will sometimes provide access to content belonging to artists not connected to emitten.co, which will be labeled. All the people referred to here are the same dude, grant robert hughson
EmiTten - phone is +64 0226062256
we are a direct retail outlet, for our artists
just to clarify, because someone nameless (literally, we are still thinking of a name for it - and sex) thought otherwise, the retail side is for you, the reader of this text to spend on our music
what it does NOT mean is for us to spend in an outbound manner on the rest of the universe, which is now very clear to the virtual who created his own virtual platinum card
and because these two things are linked - could you please get to it and do your job, [please]